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Post by edamred on Jul 6, 2016 17:39:34 GMT
So I had a bit of a carcrash and now am stuck in Utoxicter, would not recommend to other familys, its full of digger's and the inhabidents are v. v. rude and wont give me compensatan even though the carcrash wasnt my fault!!! Also, its obvs full of poison, I've told the kids to try not to breath until we get out but Shanes just doing it even more now to be naughty, he's at that age  Also the car is a TOTAL RIGHT OFF, it wasn't my fault, it was my husband Frank who tried to Take The Wheel on the A50, he always was a rubbish driver, luckily it was just his hand and it wasnt attatched to the rest of him and is also a bit manky now, so I manged to Regain Control Of The Vehicule... but not before he'd put us head long into a lamp post, BUT I swear wed've been ok apart from just then a wolf went down on the car, made a HUGE mess, I swear Ive had it upto here with wolves now LUCKILY me Holly and Shane are all ok, Shane lost his Dairy Lee Dunker, if any one sees one on the A50 that's his, ANYWAY after the incedent I posted the rest of the bits of my husband Frank straightaway to Nick for cremateing (I hope he hasn't caused you any bother Nick, he never used to be like this  so anyway, not a fan of Utoxicter, maybe 2 stars out of 5, sorry |
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Post by crash24601 on Jul 6, 2016 18:10:01 GMT
where in the hell is utoxicter
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Post by gnomicstance on Jul 6, 2016 21:34:37 GMT
it has a wikipage.
confused about frank, nick did you get anything in post?
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Post by crash24601 on Jul 7, 2016 7:32:44 GMT
okay so theory maybe the wolves arent attracted to the places edamred is going maybe theyre falling on edamredprobably she should keep going random places and seeing if wolves drop on her |
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Post by pumpernickel on Jul 7, 2016 9:29:32 GMT
Right so hang on what your dead husband's detached hand took control of the car and crashed you?
Why aren't you more freaked out by this?
New theory: edamred is a wizard and is making weird stuff happen all around them. Lol jk.
p.s. been to Uttoxeter once, agree, it's pretty crappy. Hope the car gets fixed.
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Post by crash24601 on Jul 7, 2016 9:31:05 GMT
pumpernickel woah i hadnt even thought about the disembodied hand driving thing that IS kind of weird
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Post by pumpernickel on Jul 7, 2016 9:33:30 GMT
....why had she even kept his hand in the first place? How did it get to the steering wheel? Was it just sitting on the passenger seat or did it like find its way out of a box or something?
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Post by gnomicstance on Jul 7, 2016 9:38:12 GMT
Guys stop making these accusations, risk of lible if people start blaming edamred for wizardry and zombies and wolf drop and mermaid.
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Post by pumpernickel on Jul 7, 2016 10:10:53 GMT
hey look a) I said jk as obviously edamred is not a wizard, that would be silly
b) you were busy accusing notawolf of being a wolf all last week
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Post by crash24601 on Jul 7, 2016 10:33:59 GMT
gnomicstance why are you protecting her anyway she literally has a creepy disembodied hand on her steering wheel
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Post by gnomicstance on Jul 7, 2016 11:06:07 GMT
let's wait until we hear from nick about the hand or other body parts
re: notawolf - its not lible if its true :3
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Post by edamred on Jul 7, 2016 13:53:51 GMT
Pumpernickel, thankyou for careing about my car, your a nicer person than the one's in Utoxicter I can tell you
ALSO for-your-info my husband Frank was in his gift bag, he must of found his way out, at least it wasnt the wolf head that got out!!!!!
Gnome Instance, yes I also want to know my husband Franks ok and gone in the furnise now, Nick hasnt got in-touch all week, I hope nothing's happened to him........
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Post by yasminulfsson on Jul 7, 2016 22:45:16 GMT
O my gd what kind of forum is this
We need practical solutions
Not your weird ass stories which are totally not true!!
Nick may be poor misguided but you are selfish and don't care about wolves or the psychological impact ony our children
Stop with your weird ass stories and do somethin useful
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Post by edamred on Jul 8, 2016 12:49:19 GMT
Yasminulfson you are VERY RUDE, if you dont care then fine, your just like the people in Utoxicter, I have enough to deal with all ready without being called selfish and a lair by some body who for all I know dosent even know what it's like to look after 2 kids
also Nick is NOT missguided, hes one of the only freindly people on here
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Post by crash24601 on Jul 8, 2016 17:55:28 GMT
who called you selfish and a liar. why.
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