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Post by jamie on Jul 12, 2016 20:46:46 GMT
Could someone please explain to me WHAT ON HIS BELOVED EARTH JUST HAPPENED? Tommy? Matthias? Somebody drugged me. And I only ate my own stew, so I'm figuring it was likely one of you.
There was a bear. Or a bear-suit? And His water spilling out into the sea. And two halves of a mermaid. In different places.
DID SOMEBODY PUNCH ME?
And crash24601, where exactly were you?
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Post by yasminulfsson on Jul 12, 2016 21:47:30 GMT
sounds like somebody has been too godly to ever have woken up drunk from a good night out before
although mermaid halves are not usually par for the course
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Post by iwanttobelieve on Jul 12, 2016 21:57:03 GMT
Benny the Bear punched you, I remember that much. I thought I heard you say something about eating the mermaid, but my head was kind of fuzzy about the whole thing.
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Post by jamie on Jul 12, 2016 22:18:05 GMT
sounds like somebody has been too godly to ever have woken up drunk from a good night out before although mermaid halves are not usually par for the course I can assure you, I am well acquainted with hangovers. Alex from the village makes a delicious cider, almost as good as my stew. This was not that. This was the kind of experience that I can only thank Him that I survived. |
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Post by jamie on Jul 12, 2016 22:20:07 GMT
Benny the Bear punched you, I remember that much. I thought I heard you say something about eating the mermaid, but my head was kind of fuzzy about the whole thing. Did I say that? I hope not. What happened after I went out? Did gnomicstance drug me? Did you see crash24601? And what happened to the mermaid? I found a photo of the bits. And two people. Was that you? |
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Post by iwanttobelieve on Jul 12, 2016 22:35:17 GMT
Benny the Bear punched you, I remember that much. I thought I heard you say something about eating the mermaid, but my head was kind of fuzzy about the whole thing. Did I say that? I hope not. What happened after I went out? Did gnomicstance drug me? Did you see crash24601? And what happened to the mermaid? I found a photo of the bits. And two people. Was that you? I don't know who was in the photo with the ...bits. To be honest I don't think I know much more than you do. I remember Benny fighting us an waking up in the camp with the photo. I can't think of an opportunity where gnomicstance would have drugged us. You don't think it was mad wolf disease do you? yasminulfsson seems to think there's a risk. |
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Post by gnomicstance on Jul 12, 2016 22:38:37 GMT
dude if i wanted to get high with you i would just have got us some fat blunts
shit got real
jamie i do not remember you saying anything about eating the mermaid, p. sure i would have said something if you did because i am a gentleman
matthias where did you get the holy water you poured into the sea?
am wondering whether howling rock is something to do with it. not siren song of mermaid but murder song of rock
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Post by iwanttobelieve on Jul 12, 2016 22:56:20 GMT
matthias where did you get the holy water you poured into the sea?
am wondering whether howling rock is something to do with it. not siren song of mermaid but murder song of rock I just went on ebay and got the one that looked the holiest. I've heard that rock is the Devils music, but I never realised it was meant literally. Must have been lost in translation, which makes sense when you think about it because the testaments of the bible that weren't written by Elder White or Doctor Jebediah Johnson or picked up on radio transmissions from deep space came a fair bit before rock music was a thing. I guess I should write a letter of apology to the radio station. |
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Post by bennythebear on Jul 13, 2016 0:22:31 GMT
Hello. I am Benny the Bear!
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Post by jamie on Jul 13, 2016 0:26:50 GMT
Hello. I am Benny the Bear! What devilry spawned you, bear? Did you murder that mermaid, and tear her carcass apart? Did you drug me? I know you knocked me cold, and I've half a mind to make you regret it. |
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