notawolf
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Grr, I sure hate wolves
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Post by notawolf on Jul 19, 2016 18:45:24 GMT
Hello fellow humans (I am indeed a human, not a wolf, that would be silly),
I am having problems with my regular milk supply (human milk not mother wolf milk, I am a human who drinks human milk yes) as wolves which I am not one of fell from the sky and nearly landed on me. I attempted to order online (which took a while because I type slowly but not because I have paws) but the driver got crushed by a wolf who was not me because I am not a wolf.
Do you fellow humans have any thoughts as to how I a fellow human like you could acquire some milk?
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Post by iwanttobelieve on Jul 19, 2016 19:00:37 GMT
Have you tried praying for it? You'd be amazed at the sort of problems that can be solved with prayer.
Also, even in these times of crisis, I've found the shopping channel to be of great help and comfort. I am very happy with the quality of my toaster iron and left-handed whisks. I'm not sure if they sell milk - but I'm sure you'll find something worth buying.
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notawolf
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Grr, I sure hate wolves
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Post by notawolf on Jul 19, 2016 19:02:10 GMT
I attempted to order online (which took a while because I type slowly but not because I have paws) but the driver got crushed by a wolf who was not me because I am not a wolf.
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Post by iwanttobelieve on Jul 19, 2016 19:33:43 GMT
Well all I know is I've said a prayer for the driver every time they head out and they always arrive safely.
If it's sustenance you're after perhaps you could learn to use His gifts like Jamie does? Although I've been learning from him for a few weeks now and I still can't seem to get the flavour quite right.
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notawolf
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Grr, I sure hate wolves
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Post by notawolf on Jul 19, 2016 19:35:50 GMT
What is a Jamie? It sounds like a wolf.
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Post by gnomicstance on Jul 19, 2016 20:00:49 GMT
i heard there is a new service for getting milk to your home without wolf disaster destorying milkfloat, milkman
it's called MILKPIPE. i'm trying to get some invites to the beta, gimme your e-mail if you are interested.
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Post by yasminulfsson on Jul 19, 2016 22:08:43 GMT
I would try either ordering again, notawolf, cos of probability a wolf won't fall on the driver everytime. Or you could tunnel to the shops. Also I think you mean cow milk or possibly soya milk not human milk
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Post by pumpernickel on Jul 20, 2016 21:36:54 GMT
Maybe you should get a cow. And keep it safe from wolves too.
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Post by will0thewisp on Jul 21, 2016 6:34:35 GMT
Oh ick! Switch to soy milk!! It's better for you, for the cows, AND the environment! Plus it's cheap and you can get it at the grocery store (or order it online if you'd rather).
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Post by gnomicstance on Jul 21, 2016 15:35:04 GMT
MILKPIPE are going to be offering a soy option, just tell the plumber when they come around to set up your MILKPIPE
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