Post by gnomicstance on Sept 14, 2016 22:54:11 GMT
so it turns out benny is a thousand year old dude who ascended to godhood and tried to take over the world with his Ulfhednar who look like this
notice that they've all killed a wolf and are wearng it
so i think we can work out a peace with the mermaids to set things right like they used to be in the old days when there weren't wolves droppin
back in the day apparently benny tried to do a wolf drop but the mermaids had power so they turned wolves into fish. fish drop is not so dangerous to people (or to fish if they land in water), so let's get fishy. mermaids are weak, starving, have to help the mermaids, go visit them, they can help
basic ground rules:
1 - fuck off with the chainsaws, point the chainsaws at benny, benny is the enemy who drops the wolf
2 - give nice things to the mermaids, there's a place off sunny shores where people can go sacrifice, more power to mermaids = less wolf dropping, more fish
3 - lern 2 value your life, you are a child of the universe no less than the trees so don't forget to get high once in a while to celebrate that, and remember that there's no high like a deep high and no weed like seaweed.
notice that they've all killed a wolf and are wearng it
so i think we can work out a peace with the mermaids to set things right like they used to be in the old days when there weren't wolves droppin
back in the day apparently benny tried to do a wolf drop but the mermaids had power so they turned wolves into fish. fish drop is not so dangerous to people (or to fish if they land in water), so let's get fishy. mermaids are weak, starving, have to help the mermaids, go visit them, they can help
basic ground rules:
1 - fuck off with the chainsaws, point the chainsaws at benny, benny is the enemy who drops the wolf
2 - give nice things to the mermaids, there's a place off sunny shores where people can go sacrifice, more power to mermaids = less wolf dropping, more fish
3 - lern 2 value your life, you are a child of the universe no less than the trees so don't forget to get high once in a while to celebrate that, and remember that there's no high like a deep high and no weed like seaweed.
