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Post by gnomicstance on Sept 21, 2016 13:39:33 GMT
it's true!!!
the mermaids are friendly now, problem solved. just remember to meme a mrmaid a day and delicious fish and chips will be yours
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Post by edamred on Sept 21, 2016 17:14:11 GMT
This is only the beginning. Recognising the promise shown by humanity (and especially by gnomicstance, who we name Beloved of our kind), my sisters and I have resumed once more the song that binds the kraken in sleep. But if we are to aid you in the defeat of Benny, we need information about His next move.
If only we had some clue as to His plans....
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Post by sparkledog97 on Sept 23, 2016 12:28:28 GMT
Oh wow, a kraken? That sounds wild. But the mermaid thing is all 100% okay now and everyone's friends? (Also you guys must be really raking in the juice with people *actually worshipping you*. Good job.)
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Post by gnomicstance on Sept 23, 2016 12:40:30 GMT
it is looking like there's been no real benny sightings aside from posts on this board since the pizzeria burned down
the benny suit ruse was a distaction... anything else was a hoax...
it could be we have been trolled into thinking benny was still alive
maybe worth seeing if mermaid power is now enough to turn remaining dropping wolves into fish - still problem of drop, but bit safer than wolf
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Post by pumpernickel on Sept 24, 2016 20:41:51 GMT
As I understand it, there's only one remaining source of wolves falling. Do we know which one that is? Is it related to Benny, or is it something else?
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Post by yasminulfsson on Sept 26, 2016 1:47:44 GMT
There's only a few of us left alive so this is gonna be hard
but like heres an old post from yami yugi
"Important stuff. Busted out my telescope to observe the incoming wolves and what I found freaked me out.
Wolves seem to be appearing in more than one way.
These are the methods I counted:
- wolves shimmering into existence, sort of like a blueprint becoming real
- wolves, already real, seemingly tipped out of an invisible box; appearing paws-first
- wolves appearing in a flash of light
- wolves falling from deep space
one seems to have been shot out of a cannon or something? but I think it might be an anomaly."
flash of light=science=derek cloning?
deep space was the aliens, theyre cool now; wait, unless the invisble box was the spaceship? that seems more likely
one of the first two was benny... Why do you think theres only one source left Edgar?
so we have one of either "deep space wolves" or "shimmering into existing wolves" to tackle
i dunno i reckon benny is still alive.
imma try to take down benny one last time. uk society has collapsed anyway and ive taught my baby darlings to feed on dead wolf meat so like yeah. if you dont hear from me again... like goodbye. fun hanging with you edgar, my old cats liked you. gnomicstance, you are fucking weird and ill be glad to escape your weirdass posts. sparkledog, u r awesome.
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Post by sparkledog97 on Sept 28, 2016 22:49:56 GMT
I am awesome.
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